Sunday, November 16, 2014

Flori-Duh

Yet another dose of crazy coming out of the great state of Florida.  It seems that the Orange County school board, once a stout proponent of passing out bibles in public schools, is now having second thoughts.

Wait, wait, wait…don’t get all geeked up just yet.  The board didn’t have an epiphany, suddenly realizing that a public school is no place for religious propaganda.  They still love Jesus, and want to jam Christianity down your children’s throats just as much today as they did yesterday.  They’re just a little out of sorts because The Satanic Temple wants to distribute coloring books to schoolchildren. 

Board chairman Bill Sublette said of the proposal, “This really has, frankly, gotten out of hand,” and “I think we've seen a group or groups take advantage of the open forum we've had.”  Of course it’s out of hand, Billy.  It’s always out of hand when people force their religions on others.  Religion should be kept the fuck out of government.  Every crazy-ass religion out there should be banned from all government or government sponsored activities.

The Orange County board is now considering a change of policy, which could happen in January or February.  The group that passes out bibles says the possible policy change is an attack on Christianity.  Ha!

Here’s a link to the coloring book.

Here are Google search results for the topic.

The comments on some of the news sites reporting this story are hilarious. 


Fucking idiots.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

The Party of Lies


Someone in the Republican Party is re-thinking their stance on homosexuals and gay marriage. You can bet your sweet, flaming bippy it ain’t because they had a big, fat group change of heart. They’re doing it, quite obviously, in an attempt to attract more voters. What voters, you ask? Those who agree with what the Republican Party stands for with the exception of gay marriage. 

What I find particularly discouraging is that there are people just this one issue away from voting Republican. Not all of them will because I suspect they’re smart enough to know that, while the Right may proclaim to the free world that they now magically and freely endorse gay marriage, it is in no way a sincere change of heart. It’s quite the opposite – acutely insincere. Republicans are, in essence, lying to the American people. They no more believe gays should be allowed to marry than they believe in dinosaurs and the Big Bang theory. Politicians lie to the voting public as a matter of habit, but no party should be allowed to get away with this. 

They want power for no one but the party and corporate America – not the citizens – and they’ll say anything to get it.

Dan Patrick - You Ignorant Fuck

“While ISIS terrorists threaten to cross our border and kill Americans, my opponent falsely attacks me to hide her failed record on illegal immigration,”

In his latest political commercial, Texas gubernatorial candidate Dan Patrick attempts to steer voters his way (and away from them pussy Democrats) by scaring them.

Unfortunately, this tactic works on the cerebrally challenged.  Fortunately, the cerebrally challenged already vote Republican.